so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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