Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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