I love black thongs
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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