what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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