susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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