Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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