so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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