Your tits are I can't wait for
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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