I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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