Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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