ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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