u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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