i think i have two assholes
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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