Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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