I need to stop coming to work sober
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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