it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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