Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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