google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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