I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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