Dual....:-)
More tranny stories later!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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