Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Your penis caused this!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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