remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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