He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Watching her eat just hurts me
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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