its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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