Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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