Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She is in my trunk
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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