real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
