8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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