We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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