2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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