You can't motorboat a personality
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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