i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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