Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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