I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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