if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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