You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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