I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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