He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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