whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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