I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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