people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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