i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
God I need to hump something, right now.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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