I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
