At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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