Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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