You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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