im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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