Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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