At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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