i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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