Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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