Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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