When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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