Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My ATM looks so different sober.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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