What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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