What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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